Matt Plays Hardball With Dodger How long has Dodger existed? Since the dawn of the human entity Who is the band's collective favorite musical artist? Jean Michel-Basquiat Would you rather have buck teeth or a baby arm? buck teeth in a glass case by our collective bed Where did your name come from? A member of the band said he'd let us kick him out of the band if we called the band Dodger Double Stuffed or Original? Are we talking pillows here? What is the most "okay" (not the best, not the worst, the okayest) venue you've ever played at? The Okayest venue would be the Wayward Council in Gainesville, FL. Is 'Conrad' Conrad's real name? Yes. If you guys could only use one instrument in your band, what would it be? A 7 person dobro Would all of you play that instrument, or would one person play it? Only one of us. Sean. If one, what would the other members do? Encourage him. Shout obscenities. What's better, longer or wider? whiter. What's the best song you've written and why? The WPRK Safe-Harbor song because it has pirate style crusade monger undertones. What's the worst song someone else has written and why? The McDonald's jingle. Bwow dow bwow bwow bwoooow. McDonald's, Wendy's, or Burger King? members of dodger only eat from mcdonald's bistro gourmet, but we are sponsored by wendy's and are partial owners of burger king. What time is it? 4:30. Not late naw naw Just early early early What is the one word you would like this article to end with? awareness interview by Matt Harrison